First off, some Dishonorable Mentions:
- Disney's Planes
- White House Down
- Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
- Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
- Jack the Giant Slayer
- Dark Skies
Now to the Real Top 10 Worst Movies of 2013:
- Movie 43: I knew this movie was gonna suck, but I did not think it was going to be so bad that I didn't even see it in theatres, I Netflix'd it. Such a failure of a movie that the actors did not promote it. Hey actors, how about you should have never accepted to do it. I think they should have been contractually forced to promote this film and sit through it as painfully as I did.
- Scary Movie V: This movie should not have been made. Enough said.
- Grown Ups 2: I honestly liked the first Grown Ups film. It did not need a sequel! But it's Adam Sandler, he just spits out movies just because he can. I hated this film, I stopped liking Adam Sandler after his film Click. It's sad because it's just like Smurfs 2, they make money because...to be honest, I don't know why this film made money. Anyways I hate this film, no more Adam, please, no more.
- Smurfs 2: I thought the Smurfs was going to make a comeback, sorta like what The Muppets did with their film in 2011. The first Smurfs film I did not like, Smurfs 2, I absolutely hated it. And the argument would be it's not for my kind of demographic, but come on, this film is a mockery of kids films, and the reason I'm so disgusted by this film is because parents still take their children to see this film so another one is coming. I feel sorry for you kids.
- A Good Day to Die Hard: Let's be honest people, this movie may have been labeled as a Die Hard film, but it wasn't a DIE HARD FILM! This was Bruce Willis from The Expendables, not John McClane. The chemistry between him and Jai Courtney was not believable as father and son duo. I don't know which father and son duo was worst, Will and Jaden Smith's in After Earth or Bruce Willis and Jai Courtney's in this film. It seems like all the Die Hard films that came after the first film was made to make the previous film better, how sad.
- After Earth: I expected this movie to suck because Shamhammer damn near ruined my childhood with the travesty that is The Last Airbender. The film marketed to be like Will and Jaden Smith, father-son butt-kicking duo. Instead I got 90+ minutes of Jaden Smith run around in a fucking forest and Will Smith sitting on his ass. Screw you Shamhammer. Enough said.
- Gangster Squad: I wanted to love this movie, it had a stacked cast with Josh Brolin, Sean Penn, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, etc. This movie was set up to be good and it fell flat for me. And since it disappointed me so much, it is why it is at the number 7 spot on this list.
- The Peeples: The Peeples was a movie I tried so hard to like but it just did not work for me. I like Craig Robinson and Kerri Washington, but not in this movie. I thought David Alan Grier was dead, shows you how much anticipation I lacked for this movie.
- A Haunted House: This movie was so bad that I laughed only because the person who was watching it with me was laughing hysterically. Other than that I would not laugh at all. This is what I come to expect from The Wayans, specifically Marlon.
- Texas Chainsaw 3D: This movie gave me a headache. Besides the bad acting or the fact the studio claimed this movie was a direct sequel to the original Texas Chainsaw, Leatherface was an anti-hero?! How dare you spit in the face of an iconic horror figure like Leatherface. Be glad you're not higher on the list.
Well guys here are my Top 10 Worst Films of 2013, My Best list will come tomorrow.
And As Always, I'm the Movie Maniac and I'm Frantic about Film :D
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